teaboot:

trans-aphrodite:

trans-aphrodite:

The plague doctors that the media has made really is the pinnacle of clothing. and its so sad to see what actual plague doctors were like

Mysterious, Sleek, Smooth. You’d wear this to both a fancy ballroom party and a night at the closest bar.

Nasty sewer boy, gross child

Reblogs if you think the girl in the second picture is just as beautiful as the one in the first

wallcrawler-exmachina:

pwapboi:

centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

Oh. This. I don’t like this.

virgil-in-the-bathroom:

im-prada–u-nada:

If I don’t reblog this it is safe to assume I’m dead

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

Every other straight man ever singing about a woman: wow baby you’re so sexy I love you because your body is sexy

Hozier, an intellectual and lesbian ally: I am a bird of prey and you are a sharp spike upon which I impale small rodents

Straight man #2505: we met at the club she was really hot

Forest lad himself: it was as my baby churned up the mud that she found me there, buried and alone

Fucking eduardo sheerman or whomever: I just want to errr kiss you babe

Andrew Hozier Byrnes: I want nothing more than for us to lay in a field together until we decompose and are eaten by foxes

under-the-arch:

So I got an idea

coddlelust:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

and put it in 

yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

(Source: nintendior)

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thatpettyblackgirl:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ultrafacts:

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